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ugly:
Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap
Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty
(Source: aileenwuornosdidnothingwrong)
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*acts innocent but thinks about riding the fuck out of you*
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good news, everyone: dogs
(Source: charlesfinsterjr)
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how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
(Source: necromancier)
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here’s to growth and healing in 2018 🥂
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Me as a time traveler
- Scientist: Okay now don't touch amything--
- Me: *fucking kills Christopher Columbus*
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Someone: just be yourself!
Me: I don’t know her
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You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions
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give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”
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Once my skin clears up, I lose 10 pounds, shave my legs, learn how to properly do my eyeshadow, get a whole new wardrobe, comb my hair, and become mentally stable it’s over for you hoes
(Source: latenights)